peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

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ladytrollutena:

I never though that he could be more fabulous but I was wrong.

ladytrollutena:

I never though that he could be more fabulous but I was wrong.

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starexorcist:

eteo:

awez-im-gohst:

smallstrawhat:

trillgamesh:

this is one of the sweetest videos ive ever seen

this lizard’s name is peperonie this is the most amazing video on the internet

WHY IS THIS THE CUTEST THING FOR WHY

he really fuckign likes those yams omg

I WANT 10 OH MY GOD

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huntingforsanity:

My time has come

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

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hobgoblinhero:

lets-be-unproductive-together:

radiobread2:

a butterfly with a slutty human tattoo on its back

a wolf with a majestic human tattoo on its shoulder

a unicorn that drunkenly got a human tattoo on its crotch

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myserendipitousmoment:

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had as similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

Nope nope nope

ellenspages:

Ellen Page and Kate Mara spotted out in New York City on June 17, 2014 

and now kiss

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edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

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carry-me-h0me-t0night:

tobegucci:

miavilks:

sizvideos:

GoPro: Fireman Saves Kitten - Video

Reblog/cry every time

I wasn’t planning on crying buuut..

IM CRYING

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