if i were a caterpillar i would probably .....
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
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“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

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First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bd851dc88dcfebd8bb68d9e99ee5785/tumblr_mmjpobknS31qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg)
First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
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