i spent a good portion of my day googling how much babies sell for on the black market
I don’t understand why friend weddings aren’t a thing
Like I want to have you in my life forever
And I want to have a party where we celebrate that with cake and exchange friendship bracelets and vows and then go on a vacation together
CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL