straightgirl:

how she get the flower tho

jaimelannister:

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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thefrogman:

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

thefrogman:

First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

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